I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.