I'm here to read fics and chew bubble gum... And Pinkie stole all my gum.

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

LIKE, OMG, LYRA IS, LIEK, BEST PONE, TOTALLY. SHE IS MAI WAIFU AND I WANT TO HAVE PONY [REDACTED] ALL DAY LONG. (Translators note: [redacted] means hot, wild, crazy, snuggling.)

I'm terribly uninteresting so I think I'll pass on the bio, thanks.

Something-something horse narrations.