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Admiral Biscuit


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Oct
3rd
2013

Onto the Pony Planet/Celestia Sleeps In With a Vengeance updates · 10:47pm Oct 3rd, 2013

The upcoming chapter of Onto the Pony Planet is out to my pre-readers, who are taking perverse joy in pointing out every minor spelling error and incorrect apostrophe usage. Not that I'm complaining; I spell some words badly enough that even gDocs can't guess what I meant.

Therefore, I'll be posting it either Friday night or Saturday morning (Eastern Standard Time).

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Sep
30th
2013

When does my favorite story update? · 10:12pm Sep 30th, 2013

Ok, everypony, gather 'round. It's time for the Admiral to let you know where things are standing:

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Sep
27th
2013

The internet gave me a hug · 4:09am Sep 27th, 2013

Everybody who reads this blog no doubt is aware that Celestia Sleeps In with a Vengeance was stunningly popular (only one downvote . . . from that guy), and Onto the Pony Planet was featured. 24 hours in the #2 slot.

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Sep
20th
2013

Onto the Pony Planet--Chapter 1 notes · 1:31am Sep 20th, 2013

EDIT: I added bullets to separate perspective shifts, which will hopefully cut down on the confusion a little. I'll do that going forward for any perspective shifts that don't also have a major scene shift.

A big thanks to all my pre-readers: Humanist, AnormalUnicornPony, Woonsocket Wrench, and my parents!

First-time readers: You don't have to had read Celestia Sleeps In to enjoy this story. I'd recommend it, of course, but don't feel obligated.

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Sep
19th
2013

The update you're all waiting for is coming · 4:02am Sep 19th, 2013

That's right, your next installment of Dale and Lyra's adventures will come in less than twenty-four hours.. It will probably be fairly late in the evening, since I've got rehearsal after work tomorrow.

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Sep
19th
2013

The update you're all waiting for is coming · 4:02am Sep 19th, 2013

That's right, your next installment of Dale and Lyra's adventures will come in less than twenty-four hours.. It will probably be fairly late in the evening, since I've got rehearsal after work tomorrow.

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Sep
17th
2013

Celestia Sleeps In with a Vengeance · 2:54am Sep 17th, 2013

The title is, of course, derived from the Die Hard franchise. Yippee ki-yay, motherb——ers.

Selene, in Greek mythology, is the goddess of the moon.

An armillary sphere is a model of the celestial objects, originally made with the earth at the center, and later with the sun at the center. It’s not the little dealy with planets on arms; that’s an orrery.

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Sep
16th
2013

Soon . . . · 4:17am Sep 16th, 2013

Celestia Sleeps In: Next chapter is out to the pre-readers! Blog entries are mostly complete.

A Gift from Celestia: gDoc is made. No promises.

Stained Glass: Rough edit copy is printed; work will commence as time permits.

Scootaloo Finds a Truck...: temporarily on the back burner; see above.

Collab Cage Sept. fic: Pending. An idea came to me in a dream . . . and I forgot it in another dream. No, I've actually got an idea.


Other stuff:

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Sep
13th
2013

News from Up North · 3:12am Sep 13th, 2013

I just got back from my vacation. About a thousand miles of driving, camping through two torrential downpours, and hitting a porcupine with my van left me simultaneously exhausted and refreshed.

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Sep
5th
2013

Coming soon: SCIENCE round II · 3:24am Sep 5th, 2013

So . . . now that I've got a brushable Shining Armor (thank you, Toys R Us), and I just discovered that the local hardware store sells these:
(note the anatomical accuracy)

it might be worth repeating the experiment with a stallion.

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