"Thug life." - Barack Obama

Esteemed monarch and pony enthusiast, at your service.

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

I'm an aspiring author who lives in Queensland Australia who loves to read (and bleed through my eyes from) bad Fanfics here. Hint, I will not state my gender explicitly here.

Hello there! My name is George Washington, and I began the great country U.S.A.! Except, lately, the country has been going down the shitter. I feel, oh, so, very disappointed.

The sauce boss cometh.