My good friend Dezi94 decided to read "Worth a Thousand Words." Go listen to it and tell him how awesome he is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y0HPjir7hw

Still rolling with HoodiePinkie... because HoodiePinkie is best Pinkie and Pinkie Pie is best pony.

Remember that story "Two Mares in a (Banana) Boat? That one that got featured for like... ten minutes? Yeah, someone did a dramatic read through of it. Whoever did this, please tell me so I can adequately prostrate myself before you in praise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rzls4h82zs

Yay people like my stories!!!

Well fuck.

Through some clever wordplay, a misplaced Pinkie Promise, fifty cc's of Nurse Redheart, and a fair bit of misunderstanding on my part, my friend SwiperTheFox has just convinced me to write clop. So... yeah. I'm putting everything on hold in a blatant act of shameless fan-service so I can write this disgusting piece of smut literature that only sick, perverted zoophiliacs could ever enjoy in place of actual bestiality.

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I wrote this two days ago thinking it would suck. Turns out it didn't!

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/28403/Worth-A-Thousand-Words

Plot: Fed up with authors violating the "1000 word rule," Poultron takes measures into his own hooves to rectify the problem.

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Well, I just hit 50 watchers. Whoop-dee-do.

JUSTKIDDINGOHMAIGOSHYOUAREALLSOAMAZINGIWANTTOHUGYOUALLFOREVERANDEVERALSOHIFLEETWOOD!!!!

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*Opens lunch at school. Pulls out and subsequently starts to eat a banana.*

Me: Hey, what would happen if a horse tried to open a banana?

Friend: I don't know... They'd probably crush it, I guess.

Me: Well, that's no fun. What if... What if they used magical explosions and party cannons to try to get it open?!

Friend: Dude, are you talking about that My Little Pony crap again?

Me: Why yes. Yes I am.

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It's finally here... Mua ha ha ha...

Now that I've actually written something that doesn't suck, I'd love it if y'all gave me some feedback on how terrible this story is. Also, if someone happens across a picture that might fit with this, send it this way. Pretty please?

Happy Saturday, DMDeck16

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From my upcoming story "Chester the Cynical Adult goes to Ponyville."

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Hey y'all. Happy Sunday.

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Hello everypony, and happy Sunday.

After watching the new episode of FiM, I contracted a massive case of Pinkie Pie fever. In order to cure it, I decided to write a story about her (cause writing will cure everything.). Anyway, just for the hay of it, I'm gonna try my hand at submitting it to EqD first. If it gets popular there, I'll put it up here. Expect powdered wigs, Walt Whitman, and Rarity with comically frizzy hair.

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