HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no

EDIT: For all the slow ones, if hilarity does indeed ensue, you shouldn't have to say it. Case in point, me.

Because bored

Skype: dhuynh95

It began with a kiss. Though admittedly, every single one of our encounters began with a kiss. That was all it took. The precursor to this initial meeting of our lips was hard to pin down. Maybe it was the way the shadows complimented her face, the way the light made her seem so mysterious and brooding and sexy. Maybe it was the way our bodies seemed to mesh together, our coats rubbing and our flesh warm and soft. Maybe it was the hesitation with that first kiss, a palpable tension that was to

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Response:

Dear Dennis the Menace,

Thank you for taking the time to submit this work to us here at the fan fiction desk at Equestria Daily! It is good to hear from you again! We apologize that it has taken so long to get back to you, but our staff is overwhelmed at the moment with an obscenely long submission queue.

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Hey! I'm...not dead? Gonna keep this short and sweet, but I just went through a week of hell for finals, so that's almost over. Saturday, I've got myself a nice suit and a date to Winter Formal, but Sunday I expect to be back into the swing of things with The Girl with the Lyre Tattoo.

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Response:

Thank you for submitting to Equestria Daily! Unfortunately, I am unable to recommend your story for posting. You will find my notes detailing why below. Please note that the technical issues are only a selection and should not be treated as a comprehensive list.

>In this case, walking with two feet, and as such, she had learned to crawl on the sidewalk before dragging herself into a godforsaken alley to freeze to death.//

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http://muffinsforever.deviantart.com/#/d5lsops

Give all of your love. This image deserves this blog post. It is absolutely perfect. Tell them I sent you!

And as a side note for my readers of Lyra's juicy ass, don't stop commenting! It's the only way I can interact with you and feel loved...

:(

We would like to thank you for the patience that you've shown in waiting this long for a reply. Our "pile" is currently deeply backed up, and your work has been the subject to discussion back and forth over that time, causing the delay.

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I advocate this wholeheartedly. Some things could be ironed out, but they're so small you'd be just nitpicking like Equestria Daily if you pointed them out.

Now go and give it some love!

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/50856/My-Roomate-Is-Onto-Me