pastebin(dot)com/u/metaknight145
In case kniggles gets a stick up his ass about me having >lewd horse words written there.

Has four incomplete greentext stories on it.
Your Truth is some absolute shit.
Momlestia is so incomplete its laughable.
Antgeline. Its a story about fucking an ant. Nothing much to add to that really.
Seven days a bimbo is what I'm writing currently in the bimbo thread on /mlp/ and is probably the best of the four. But that isn't saying much given the low bar set.

Shillary supporters on suicide watch.
The tears the delicious liberal tears. Man the first week after the election is going to be so damn entertaining.

This is what you get for taking Bernie away, DNC.

I am down to 229 which amounts to a total loss of 20 pounds.

Also.
I almost passed out on my first day on the job. Had to go to the in house medic and everything.

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/10/18/scientists-turned-mouse-skin-cells-into-egg-cells-and-made-babies/
I just need to let them take one of my skin cells and one of my sperm cells (I throw these away at the same rate we go through fucking toilet paper) and that will create the perfect child. One that is the epitome of passing along my genes (You know, other than a straight up clone) that can't legally be taken away from me cause I am its only parent.

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I have finally become nothing more than a nameless replaceable drone who does whatever commanded of him for a faceless corporate entity whose complete disregard for us insignificant humans rivals that of an eldritch abomination of lovecraftian origins.
At least I only have to work 20 hours a week, 10 on Saturday and Sunday.

For some reason Skyrim really doesn't like you using subscription mods and Mod Organizer at the same time and even if it did, you want as many of your mods as possible under MO anyway so you can problem solve easier and faster on top of being able to reliably use LOOT to sort their load orders.

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Worthless shit causes Skyrim to freeze at start up. I wasn't even using an enb, was just using boost.

That is all.

Fare-thee-well you great scalawag. May a choir of pirates sing thee to thy rest in Davy's locker.

>tfw playing as Sweden
>tfw that religion is Islam