*you see Eris lounging on a couch with a big smile on her face and a beer in her hand*

We got another one done guys! With no small part of my awesomeness helping LBP finish the Cuddle Bandit thingy for more important stuff, like my sequel! And-

*The Draconequus is interrupted by a certain white alicorn and a certain human crashing through the wall.*

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I know what I'm dressing up as...

This is for you cuddle bandit ;)

I've decided to change the Cuddle Bandit's name to the cuddle bandit begins, you know just for lols. if anyone cares its almost done, all 7000 words of it, it just needs a bit of editing.

Is it silly? Yes
Is there a plot? ...Yes?
Is it going to make you giggle? Probably.

And I guess that's it.... Boy am I bad at blogs....

Here's the cover art for the next part of the Aulus and Eris story. I'm pretty hype about this thing, if you can tell.

Made by the awesome Anbuelite5. If you even need something done for pretty cheap look this guy up!

Cuddle Bandits Journal.

October 8, 746. :

Garbage bag in the alley this morning, its plastic membrane burst by the uncaring hooves of the populace. This city does not yet know me; it does not yet fear me as it should. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of hatred and when the drains finally scab all over the vermin its drowning people, these cold-hearted, cuddleless nobles will look up and shout, “save us!”

…and I’ll look down and whisper, “no”.

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Well, there's another one!

About time too!

...Get out of my house.

Puff, no.

...Anyway, You know when I asked you guys what story you wanted next? Here's the results...

The Snuggle Bandit: 25 votes

What is love?: 16 votes

More Eris and Aulus (even though this wasn't an option)15 votes

So I guess it's Snuggle Bandit first, then What is Love?

And...

Since you asked for it...

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Areyoudoneyetareyoudoneyetareyou-

For Christ sakes will you quite it! I'm getting this done as fast as I can.

But you got the other ones done so much faster.

You're really hard to write for! I have basically have nothing to go off of, and I'm making it harder on myself by writing you in first person! I'm pretty much on virgin ground!

hehe, virgin...

*sigh* what am I going to do with you?

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The author sits on his couch, looking at his computer, completely unsuspecting of the odd looking creature that silently blinked into being behind him. It was an odd creature, made up of what looked to be several creatures. You might know her as a Draconequus, a creature of Chaos. Looking over the startlingly beautiful creature, who looked extremely sexy as she floated-

Will you get off my computer!

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So I'm almost finished with the Zecora thing but it seems lacking to me...

I have an editor and a prereader that are looking at it and the editior's telling me its fine but I think I need someone else's opinion.

So if you're interested, pm me with a email cause I use google drive.

I'd prefer someone that's a hardass when it comes to stories and who will tell me what's lacking.

Remember, it's clop so yea...

so how about the 'Just for Mares' huh?...

Christ guys, I just thought a first POV would be interesting to write...

I did it in just two days and it's only just been edited today....

Even Zamairias wanted to put his two cents, and boy, did he do better than me...

I coulda had a better story if I tried on his one... *he lies to himself*

Welp, time to get stupid smart with more ones like that one!

Hopefully I can rhyme for five thousand words...

hint, hint