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Oct
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2013

We can't stop, we wouldn't stop · 1:15am Oct 15th, 2013

*you see Eris lounging on a couch with a big smile on her face and a beer in her hand*

We got another one done guys! With no small part of my awesomeness helping LBP finish the Cuddle Bandit thingy for more important stuff, like my sequel! And-

*The Draconequus is interrupted by a certain white alicorn and a certain human crashing through the wall.*

YOU PUT ME IN ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR STUPID STORIES?! The alicorn roared, trying to pounce on our heroic author, who nimbly dodged.

IT WASN'T NOT A CLOP FIC THIS TIME!

I"M GOING TO KILL YOU!

GO KILL ZAMAIRIAC! HE PUT'S YOUR FAT ASS IN MORE CLOP FIC"S THAN ME!

The alicorn growls, charging her horn as the author bravely jumps out of his window. COME BACK HERE AND DIE LIKE A STALLION!

GO HOP ON ONE! I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN A FOUR-WAY IN THE ERIS SEQUEL YOU CRAZY BITCH!

As the human and alicorn run down the street Eris looks out of the window with a bemused expression on her face.

What's this about a four-way?... Anyway, 'What is love' is coming out next! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to talk to a certain human about the dirty things I'mma do in MY sequel

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Comments ( 4 )

pfft
eris celestia three way?
yes

'sigh' They can't catch a break, can they?

Hopeing that this fourway has only the one guy from the last story, and that there is at least some romance involved between him, and the other two girls.

GO KILL ZAMAIRIAC! HE PUT'S YOUR FAT ASS IN MORE CLOP FIC'S THAN ME!

Et Tu? Little Big Pony?:fluttershysad: By the way, calling the alicorn who has intentions of maiming you fat does improve your situation.:facehoof: Take a lesson from Max Payne:
*Frankie "The Bat" Niagra: "Pleased to meet you. I'm Frankie "The Bat" Niagra."
*Max (Speaking): "Niagra? As in you cry a lot?"
*Max (Narrating): "He had a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

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