On to the next one...

The author sits on his couch, looking at his computer, completely unsuspecting of the odd looking creature that silently blinked into being behind him. It was an odd creature, made up of what looked to be several creatures. You might know her as a Draconequus, a creature of Chaos. Looking over the startlingly beautiful creature, who looked extremely sexy as she floated-

Will you get off my computer!

*Eris looks up at yours truly for an instant before looking back down at the computer and continued to write*

Nope, your the one that's putting my sexy flank into your stupid sex series thingy.

So?

So I want to make sure that you do a good job!

*She looks up at the human with a quizzical look in her eye*

Shouldn't you finish writing the new chapter of the Stone Ones?

*The author stiffens*

It's almost done!... Wait a second! Quit trying to change the subject and get out of my house and harass someone else!

*With a sigh Eris gets up and floats over to the human patting him on the head*

I would but all of the good authors were too busy.

H-Hey! I'm a pretty good author!

Worst one that I've seen in years.

*Grumbling, our good-looking hero facepalms*

You know, when I started down these clopfics, I though 'boy this is going to be neat trying my hand at this stuff', I never thought a spirit of chaos would be harassing me!

*Giving him her best smiled, Eris wraps an arm around little big pony*

Hey, look on the bright side. You get to stare at my sexy flank everyday.

*groans* Why do I put up with you?

*Eris gives our hero a peck on the cheek*

Because I buy you booze so we can watch Epic Meal Time drunk every weekend.

I guess...

That's right! And you know what? I'm going to help you with the rest of these too!

Now wait just a-

Nope, too late I've decided and there's nothing you can to about it! Now Humans reading this

*Eris looks toward your now uncomfortable ass*

Little big pony wants to say thanks for the hundred followers. But he isn't important right now, I am.

Hey!

*The female Draconequus ignores him and puts on a pair of glasses.*

Next time, we eat your mom.

What are you doing?

Ending the blog silly, now get writing, my first clop fic wouldn't write itself!

god damnit....

Comments

[Seraph973]

I see that you are going for another rarely used pairing.
Awesome.
Looking forward to this one.
But now I am wondering what else you have planned?