And it's... actually good?

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In which even hardened teenage delinquents are but lambs to the slaughter.

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Basically, because I dislike the attitude of "Oh, you like rocks? How boring." Nuts to that. Give me Petunia Paleo any day!

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Did you know that anything could be turned into a black hole? For every object with mass, there's what's called a Schwartzchild radius: compress the object to below that radius, and bam! Black hole singularity.

Every object.

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In which, after an angry tribe, a lake monster, and a would-be waxwork murderer, we finally get Gravity Falls' creepiest enemy: the evangelical version of Georgie Porgie.

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Blog Number 203: "Writers Can't Do Math" Edition

It turns out I made a couple of errors - one of them a whopper - when I wrote one of my fics this year. Here's a record of those errors, in the hopes I might avoid making them twice. 🤞

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Blog Number 202: 😷 Medical Mask Edition

Did you know that Hippocrates, the Ancient Greek "father of medicine" and origin of the Hippocratic Oath, had a name that meant "horse power"?

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Blog Number 201: Ray of Sunshine Edition

I've been watching more EqG...

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Blog Number 200: "Vanity of Vanities, All is Vanity!" Edition

Do we use art, or does art use us? Or could it be... both?

And how crazy can this get, exactly?

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Blog Number 199: Another Setback Edition

I'm quitting the contest. No matter how many ideas I generate and organize, it all comes crashing down at the prose-writing stage, and I'm just sick of it.

Since a looming deadline, a word count limit, a less-than-ideal home situation, and a general sense that I'm distracting myself aren't doing it for me, I'm just doing myself a favour and throwing in the towel. Time out.

God damn, do I hate this.

Impossible Numbers, out.