So I was doing some research about New York for a fic, and - in doing so - I discovered that there's a place in Manhattan called... Candytopia.

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In which everyone's outwitted by twelve-year-olds. Get used to it.

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In which I don't know what's more incredible: the secret behind the Gobblewonker, or the idea that Grunkle Stan has no ulterior motive.

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Blog Number 194: "Life Resumes" Edition

Thus ends the reign of Queen Elizabeth II. Regardless of your views on the monarchy (myself, I'm an old-school republican), yesterday was definitely a historic moment. Besides, I'm not impervious to a beautifully dignified ceremony.

Ponyfic-wise...?

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Blog Number 193: Bloo's Cloos Edition

I was going to wait till tomorrow to post this - sort of an end-of-week progress report - but by then it'll be extremely eventful here in Blighty, so I thought I'd post early instead. General update!

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In which we are shown all the typical tropes of summer vacation: parents fobbing their kids off, everyone rushing to get to the good parts, and one really, really weird boyfriend.

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Blog Number 190: GRAPPLING HOOK Edition

Before I launch into this brand new blog series, I wanna take a step back and ask a simple if pretentious question: what is Gravity Falls? Less loftily: what is Gravity Falls to me?

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Blog Number 189: Fifty-Fifty Edition

As of Before the Rot Sets In, I have now successfully submitted 50 of my fics to Equestria Daily!

(God, I feel old! )

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Blog Number 188: Valencia Edition

I wrote a fic about Vignette Valencia. Why did I write a fic about Vignette Valencia!? She's a shallow, self-absorbed, slick-tongued, number-chasing social media glory hound with a bad case of perfectionism.

I... kinda identify with that.

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