Come watch Princess Purple Smart Engage In Quadrupedal Locomotion!

No, I didn't ninja Beholder up, I have something even better!

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Howdy, folks!

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Heya, guys and gals! Got a new review up on FOB Equestria! This time, I'm looking at an underrated classic by my boy darf

Click here to read my review of Sorcicular Fornication!

What up, freaks and geeks?

Okay, first and foremost, Applejack being adorable:

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So, I'm sure that some of you may have noticed a slight lack of Eye of the Beholder this weekend. Well, before you light your torches, allow me to present Exhibit A:

I believe it was Johnny Cochran who said, "If the story's been writ, you must acquit!"

Or something like that. The OJ trial was a long time ago... and there's probably a good portion of you who don't even know what I'm talking about and fuck I'm old.

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That's right. Strap yourself in, Pookie, cuz this ride's about to start.

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So, this morning, I was randomly searching through the bowels of my computer, when I found it.

The first draft.

The first draft of Luminous Sky.

I... I regret everything.

Howdy, howdy, Internet!

First off, Best Poni? Best Poni.

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Okay.

Okay, you guys...

You guys...

You gu—All right! Um, hi, y'all. I don't make blogs regularly, mainly because they require a lot of work to not sound like I'm a total asshole, but a piece of work came out the other day that I... I just have to share.

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