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Andrew Joshua Talon


A fellow traveler...

Dec
25th
2013

A Hands Christmas to All... · 6:16pm Dec 25th, 2013

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Dec
16th
2013

Well, it's Official · 3:26am Dec 16th, 2013

I really, truly hate my job. I mean honestly, it sucks on toast. Moldy, grimy toast you make out of bread that's been sitting in a leaky refrigerator for the last month. I know, being an archaeologist is not very impressive on your resume but you'd think it'd let me at least get a job that's inside.

Ah well...

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Nov
28th
2013

I am Thankful For... · 6:26pm Nov 28th, 2013

A great family, great friends, and understanding fans.

And of course, Ponies.

Enjoy this day.

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Nov
28th
2013

And That's It... · 1:38am Nov 28th, 2013

My friend the Ero-Sennin just wants to go back home. He can't find a job in Oregon and he's run out of cash. He needs just enough for a plane ticket.

Sometimes, you can only go home. So please, help me get my friend back.

Sawdust28@hotmail.com

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Nov
24th
2013

Ero-Sennin Needs Help Again! · 4:13am Nov 24th, 2013

My friend the Ero-Sennin is trying to make some cash in his new home in Oregon. So! He's taking commissions on writing. 1 USD$ per 100 words, any subject, any fic. I'm reissuing this because he's about to lose his internet if he can't pay for it, so please: Spare him what you can, all right?

To reiterate: This is the man who wrote the Interview Series, BDSM, MASH, HI-POWER, ARSENAL and other pieces of crazy fucked up shit for free. Just imagine what he could write for you if you paid him.

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Nov
24th
2013

Hands: That Word We All Know · 12:44am Nov 24th, 2013

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I've met some strange beings in my time. Alicorns, dragons, Manticores, demons, succubi... But I didn't think a human could top them. I didn't even think a human could make the top ten.

However, if there's one thing Equestria has taught me, it is true that you should always keep an open mind.

"Bah," the old man scoffed, looking over my shoulder as I wrote on the paper pages, "so dramatic. So young."

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Nov
23rd
2013

Hands Open Requests · 3:07pm Nov 23rd, 2013

Since I'm still adjusting to my new job, writing has taken a seat somewhere... Hanging onto the back of the bumper of the car. Hey, my previous job was being responsible for a clipboard: Here they've given me a truck and $3000 worth of equipment to keep track of and keep in good order. It's a bit of an adjustment.

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Nov
19th
2013

New Full Time Job · 2:24am Nov 19th, 2013

It involves utility line locating, a much more involved and demanding job than you'd think. I also get to experience the realities of working a full forty hour work week.

Now admittedly, the money is nice. Very nice. But it isn't exactly my ideal job. The kind of job you get and enjoy doing. The kind of job you've wanted all your life.

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Nov
7th
2013

The EroSennin is Open for Business! · 2:35am Nov 7th, 2013

My friend the Ero-Sennin is trying to make some cash in his new home in Oregon. So! He's taking commissions on writing. 1 USD$ per 100 words, any subject, any fic.

To reiterate: This is the man who wrote the Interview Series, BDSM, MASH, HI-POWER, ARSENAL and other pieces of crazy fucked up shit for free. Just imagine what he could write for you if you paid him.

Trust me. He'll do it. And he could really use the income, so hey! Give him an email:

auroragazer@gmail.com

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Sep
18th
2013

Met Buzz Aldrin Today... · 1:19am Sep 18th, 2013

That is all...

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