Rainbow Dash is tricked into cooking a souffle for Twilight's party. The trouble is she doesn't known the first thing about something so sissified as cooking nor does she even know what a souffle is. So Rainbow Dash is forced to turn to Pinkie Pie for help. However very act of finding and asking Pinkie for help almost drives Rainbow Dash insane.

When the Mane Six fail, to whom must all of Equestria turned to for salvation.....DERPY?

This a total comic parody about Equestria being invaded by the very dregs of fanfic cliches, an Uber Villain Sue, and just how he was taken down. Mane Six, Celestia, Luna, and...? No shipping or slash, just insane comic violence.

Changed rating to teen due to (comedic) character death and some swearing. No gore.