Happy Birthday Flurry!

*Everyone cheers as Flurry Heart blows out the candles on her birthday cake.*

Thanks again for bringing all your friends, Twily, Flurry really appreciates the big company.

No sweat BBBFF! Anything for my Favorite Niece!

Isn’t she your only niece?

Don’t complicate things with facts and logic, that’s my thing!

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*At Bumble’s birthday lunch, he is on a double date with Twilight Sparkle, and Fallout Shieldhunter with his universe’s Pinkie Pie. Things are going great until the boys get into a heated philosophical debate.*

Nuh uh man, the Alicorn Scrolls are the best! It’s about having Adventures in a world that’s alive with Magic, not to mention it has so many more options for Role play!

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*Twilight reads to herself in the Library, while Bumble & Spike enter and suppress their laughter.*

Hey boys, what’s up?

Nothing, just guy stuff. Hey Bumble taught me something super cool!

Oh, what is it?

So you know how ten plus ten is twenty, right?

Yeah, so?

Well I just realized that eleven plus eleven also equals twenty!

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*Early in the morning, At Fluttershy’s cottage, Apex Alpha (an Earth Pony who is also Fluttershy’s Special Somepony) is repairing the fence.*

That should be good, now I just have to put on the paint.

*As he reaches for the paint brush he notices a brightly colored egg.*

Huh? That wasn’t here before…

*As he studies the egg he notices several leading to the back of the shed.*

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*Bumblebeau and Mystic Beam (Pinkie’s Special Somepony & an Eastern Unicorn) show up*

Hey girls, what’s going- OH MY GOSH! Are you playing Ogres & Ogliettes without us?! Is it the New Wonderlands expansion? Dibs on the Brr-Zerker!!!

No Beau, we’re doing Pinkie’s-

I call dibs on the Spore Warden!

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Good shot, Sparkles, That Tree Stump will think twice before making funny faces in public!

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*Bumble and Twilight leave the theater with their guests (Rarity, and her special someone, Cinder Guile) after just seeing Death on the Nile.*

That was the best movie EVER!!!

Indeed, that was quite the show! I’m definitely giving it five stars on the app!

Hehe, our girls might have their differences…

-But the one thing they can agree on is a good whodunnit!

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*cough cough*

here ya go sweetie, some hot Haykin noodle soup will help with your throat!

*sniff* ‘ahnks, Beau! Ah’m zo sowwy Ah Gaht Zick…

Here, maybe you should blow your nose first. *offers tissue*

*Twilight meekly accepts the tissue and blows out a thick wad of snot.*

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Aghhhh… my head… *looks around to see big empty room* where am I?

*Suddenly the lights kick on*

AAHHH! Bright…

Hey, Bumble, You’re finally up!

Pinkie, where are we? And why does this place look like a cheap game show?

You failed to do your new years Resolution, so as punishment you have to play a bunch of games!

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Happy New Year, Everypony! 2021 is finally over and now we have 2022 here to Disappoint us bring us hope for the future!

hopefully the Corona Virus finally dies so we can stop wearing those bucking masks…

Anyway, I also wanted to confess that I did in fact fail my New Years Resolution, which was to submit my own story. I could make any number of complaints, but the truth is I’m a lazy SOB who has trouble motivating himself 😓

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