Wonderland Taxes · 3:34am Mar 28th, 2022
*Bumblebeau and Mystic Beam (Pinkie’s Special Somepony & an Eastern Unicorn) show up*
Hey girls, what’s going- OH MY GOSH! Are you playing Ogres & Ogliettes without us?! Is it the New Wonderlands expansion? Dibs on the Brr-Zerker!!!
No Beau, we’re doing Pinkie’s-
I call dibs on the Spore Warden!
Nice choice! The Spore Warden is quite adept at ranged combat!
Plus he has a Mushroom buddy with his booty out! *Giggles*
That’s nice, but-
*Laughs harder* Butt! Mushroom Booty!
Guys…
My Spellshot’s Polymorph Ability shall change your Mushroom into something a bit less Pestilential
Ooh, yes! Then he’ll have a super fluffy sheep booty-
*GROAN* GUYS, We are trying to do pinkie’s taxes! can you please take your looter shooter talk somewhere else?! And I call Spellshot!
Hey, Misty Baby, do you still have to do taxes since you’re Eastquestria’s Friendship Ambassador?
Surprisingly, yes. It’s even more complicated since I have to deal with the tax laws of two separate nations.
Beau, I hope you didn’t skip your taxes just because you’re the Friendship Ambassador of the Changelings!
… … … skipping is a strong word.
Beau!
Oh come on! My parents never did taxes!
They were traveling the world, being Vagabonds; you have a house, a job, and a taxable income!
Look, Bumble, since Twilight is helping Pinkie I’ll help you out!
*groan* fine, looks like I’ll be digging through my mail…
Hey, Misty, any chance we can play Wonderlands when we’re done?
*pushes his glasses and conjures a d20 dice* Roll for initiative…
Hahaha damn man you shouldn’t avoid the taxes man
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Uggh, You’d think being married to a princess would get you exempt from such things!
(Fortunately the real me got it done early)
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Nice and no being married to a princess doesn’t help