Teasing Your Egghead, with Math! · 3:04pm Apr 21st, 2022
*Twilight reads to herself in the Library, while Bumble & Spike enter and suppress their laughter.*
Hey boys, what’s up?
Nothing, just guy stuff. Hey Bumble taught me something super cool!
Oh, what is it?
So you know how ten plus ten is twenty, right?
Yeah, so?
Well I just realized that eleven plus eleven also equals twenty!
… no, eleven plus eleven equals twenty-two.
*Both boys smile with suppressed laughs*
See, Spike? Even Twilight believes it’s also Twenty
Yeah, she even said it was “Twenty too!”
Wha- N-No! I said it was the number Twenty Two!!!
Sparkles, we clearly heard you say it was also the number twenty!
Wow you learn new things every day!
No! Spike, don’t listen to him! Eleven plus eleven equals twenty two not twenty!
Wait… so what does ten plus ten equal then?
Twenty!!!
So then eleven plus eleven also equals twenty!
No it equals twenty-two!!!
That’s what we said, it’s twenty too!
N-No it… UUUUUGGGGGHHHH Forget it!!!
*Twilight picks up her book and storms out of the library, but bumps into Starlight on her way out.*
Starlight! Please tell me you know eleven plus eleven equals twenty two!
Err… yeah, of course it does. why?
The boys keep teasing me and telling me ten plus ten equals twenty, and that eleven plus eleven also equals twenty!
Yeah, I know right? Who knew eleven plus eleven equals twenty too?
Wha… but… UUUUUUUGGGGGHHH!!!!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!
*Twilight teleports away leaving two ponies and a dragon laughing their butts off.*
*pops head inside* uh is this a bad time? Twilight looks pretty mad…did something happen
Some ponies say that Buckball is Equestria's national sport, but a close runner up is the timeless art of fucking with Twilight.
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Nothin more satisfying
it’s not funny!
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naw, it’s cool man, hey so you know how ten plus ten equals twenty right?
*Bumble basically tells Fallout the joke then laughs hard on the floor.*
“… er, yeah. Good one. Hey you don’t think Twilight will be too upset?”
no way, we used to do stuff like this all the time!
“Well, okay… I better make sure she’s okay.”
*After a while Bumble looks around for Twilight with a bowl of Vanilla Ice Cream.*
Hey Sparkles, I got some Ice Cream for you! It’s Vanilla, Your favorite!
*Bumble soon sees a door half opened with the light on. He pears inside to see Fallout and Twilight making out on one of the beds.*
*Gasp!!!!* T-Twilight, Fallout, WHAT THE BUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!
“Sorry man, you were super mean to her so I decided to show her how a real stallion acts!”
That’s right! I decided to live in Fallout’s universe from now on! We are so through, Bumble!
*Bumble staggers as he digests what he heard (and since he’s part Changling, wounds to the heart are super effective.) soon he drops to the floor with the Ice Cream bowl stopping in mid air.
*Soon a figure Appears out of thin air, but not like teleportation, but rather that she was camouflaged into the background, revealing another Twilight Sparkle giggling to herself while levitating the ice cream to her.*
Hehe, that’ll teach Beau to mess with me! Thanks for your help Fallout!
*Fallout laughs to himself while helping his universe’s Twilight up.*
“No problem, but aren’t you worried that was a little too mean?”
Hey, Beau should know this already, but if you pull pranks you need to be prepared to be pranked back! Ice Cream?
Ooh, yes! Vanilla, my favorite!
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Hahaha