That's right! WrathOfGod519 is now doing commissions, see below for what is, I believe, a completely fair pricing system.

200-300 words £0.05
500 words £0.01
1000 words or more £-0.10 with an extra 10p every 500 words up to a total of 40P.

Things I will not do:
Anything commissioned by Mr.zel or bleeding equine.
(revised 15/02/2014)
Things I prefer doing:
Anything with edge.

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1. Unfuck myself.

2. Make a tulpa (seems kinda counter productive to resolution one)

Welp since I posted it here it means it'll never get done. Yay

I have an unwanted gift code. Contact me via PM if you are interested.

5$

Welp, I'm bored out of my skull. Time to harass people with blog posts:
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I'll ignore the overall stupidity in the overarching story concept. But I will say that instead of trying to become prom queen, twilight should have just stolen the crown. It'd make such a superior film.

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A short but fascinating CGI short.

I just punched a set of weights I never use because I couldn't find my phone. Now my knuckles are swollen.

Conclusion:
I am fucking retarded.

Anyone else done something extremely stupid/ pointless with no reasonable logic applicable as to why you would do such a thing.

Also since I will probably never finish it, here is a fanfic I started writing based on a dream I had.

Every so often you come across a beautiful work of fanfiction way better then anything you could possibly hope to do (referring to myself of course), it's obvious the author put a lot of time and effort into this and you end up feeling down because it isn't getting the recognition it deserves.

Read It.

The fact that it hasn't been featured is a horrific injustice in and of itself.

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Because I am seriously not feeling it...at all.

HUR HUR HUR APRIL FOOLZ, guiz I r so funny

With all these shitty fake jokes going on that are so glaringly oblivious that they're classed as circlejerking, I thought I'd attempt playing an actual April 1st prank. How'd it go?

P.S My computer isn't going away just yet. Umad?

How horribly Ironic/coincidencial that something like this should happen on april the 1st... anyway I won't be online for the next couple months as my mother has finally snapped from all the late nights I spend on the computer, which she is sending to my dads (it will be kept within his downstairs sitting room with zero privacy, so it's off limits entirely).

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