Note Of Extended Absence. · 7:57pm Apr 1st, 2013
How horribly Ironic/coincidencial that something like this should happen on april the 1st... anyway I won't be online for the next couple months as my mother has finally snapped from all the late nights I spend on the computer, which she is sending to my dads (it will be kept within his downstairs sitting room with zero privacy, so it's off limits entirely).
She's threatened to do this multiple times in the past, just this week she had the broadband taken out of my room and into her's so she could switch it off at will... today we had a shouting match because of it and now I'm going to be left without my only means to access the internet. I have no other means, no ps3, no internet capable smart phone, nothing which could allow me to privately access my pony addiction. Before you ask I'm not willing to come out in the open, and even it I did I have no freedom of internet anyway because my mom wouldn't ever let me use her laptop, and I hardly ever go to my dads...
Welp I'm fucked, I got one days notice while everything gets sorted out. This is no joke.
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Yes before anyone says anything I realize nobody will give a fuck that I am gone, I don't produce anything and am generally an annoyance at best... I'm simply creating this for anyone who gets curious. Looking on the bright side, this finally gives me incentive to work on my tulpa.
I hate my mum...
We, if this turns out to be true (because nothing on April 1st can be believed, no matter how emphatically someone says it's) then that sucks.
If you ever happen to stumble across a library or school computer lab, then come by the Club and say hello.
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That's public so it's off limits I'm afraid, I don't have the balls to sit on fimfiction while anyone at college can walk by and see what I'm doing.
BTW before I go has you animation been looked at by EQ yet? You could also post it here, they'd appreciate your humour and style.
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I have not received a reply from EQD. They don't always send rejection notices, so I do not know if it's because they rejected it for being cheap-looking and papery, they rejected it for being 3edgy, or they haven't got around to posting it because they like to post stuff in groups (I'm guessing it's one of the first two).
I'll try my luck with Tartarus.
If this is not an April Fool's joke:
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If this is an April Fool's joke:
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I once saw someone looking at straight up porn on a university library computer.
Just say, "it's for a project. I have to deconstruct the gender myopia of the 21st century existential crisis which is, or rather would be, within the limits imposed by the Hegelian dialectic and propose a Marxist critique of the Feminist dogma of post-colonial horse discussion."
Anyway, I'll miss you, but we'll always have bizarre horse porn.
Or, I guess, I'll have bizarre horse porn. You probably can't bring that up on a public computer if you wanted to.
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Is there a Pinkie face for "You're one to talk"?
Cannot deny that I saw this coming.
You will work something out, you always manage to.
I hope.
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It all depends on what emotion accompanies that statement, be it bitterness, resentment, confusion, or exasperation.
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But you should know by now that all my standards are doubled!
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Besides... My April Fool's joke was tasteless and offensive at worst. If this is an April Fool's joke, it's downright upsetting. The thought of losing Wrathy fills me with despair. It would be toying with my emotions...
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In the coming months of horse drought I shall miss you guys, thanks for the great times and the strange times (one and the same really). I don't know how I'll keep my sanity without the internet...
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I'll see if I can't commandeer a laptop for the purpose of horse shenanigans.
I don't think anyone would really care what website you were on, but are there at least computers in a corner or back row?
If the issue is the amount of time you spend on the computer, maybe you could negotiate some type of deal with her?
It is very unfortunate, I hope you're able to come back soon. Good luck in that scary place that isn't internet
Makes me grateful my parents' few attempts to keep track of me were generally incompetent
I can't imagine multiple months without my computer.
I, like, having nothing better to do with my life.