Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

I'm a new writer who's looking to make it big.

I don't have a muse, I have a mule. Early-onset arthritis in both thumbs inspired the handle. If you like pencil art, czech out my DeviantArt page. http://wisdom-thumbs.deviantart.com/

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?