Day 1: the challenge has begun.
We must be strong and not weak!
We need to cleanse ourselves from the temptation of touching our noodle

What are you talking about, Spike?

I'm live streaming about no nuts november, fuck off!

BE STRONG MY BROTHERS!!!!

Rest in peace, Sir Sean Connery
You were the best!

Hello everypony!

This is your favorite Mad lad, Spike the lone wanderer and his brother, HerefortheGoldskie! If you are wondering what the hell was the last blog?

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In the quiet rich town of Canterlot, everything was going as usual, birds were singing, children were playing on the road without any parents to look after them. Everything was calm when suddenly a bitch ass angry Dragon came out of Princess purple Manor:

''FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CUNTS! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO COOK YOU BITCHES!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!'' Spike Drake ran away while crying like a small child.

Ten minutes earlier

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This year for Halloween, just like I did for Christmas last year. I've written with the help of my brother, Hereforthegoldskies, a themed story And the theme is...Your mom, I mean Halloween, The nightmare before the Drake.

Don't worry, the story is worthy of my reputation! Basicaly don't expect my story to be serions or even mature but eh, it was funny as Hell writting this mess so yeah,

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYPONY!!!

Today, I asisted to probably one of the best play of all Time. I asisted to Richard III or the third from the very mind of William Fucking Shakespeare And it was amazing! The actors, the stage, even the costumes were amazing!

The seek of power can turn even the most fragile of lamb into a big bad Wolf reading to kill his entire family just a golden piece of metal.

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Alright girls, today's a special day!

Don't mention it, Spike!

[color=#ea80b0]Yeah, today's a big day, huh!

I'm so happy right now that I could dire of happiness!

[color=#ea80b0]Yes Indeed my dear Pinkie.

Yes, how could We have forgotten Such a unique day!

Enough talkin'! Let's celebrate Hi Yaaa!

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Meanwhile at Twilight's Castle, the girls were watching TV when suddently Fallout arrived

Girls, where's Spike? I've been looking for him for hours!

Sorry Fallout but even I, His master- I mean sister don't know where he is right now.

He's probably dead by now.

RAINBOW!

Anyway sugar pie, I'm sure Spike's right

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Girls...are you really sure you want to go camping in this old, dirty and creepy ass camp?!

Spike stop Being a pussy for once! What could actually go wrong?!

Meanwhile, at the bottom of a lake, a masked figure wearing a Blue jump suit And a hockey mask opened one of its eyes.

Today is the international day of friendship so thank you, thank you for being my friends on this site. I admit it, I'm not the best guy in the worlds, I don't get news of my friends despite having the time too. When I was in high school, I was a lonely guy not because the other kids were mean to me, no, I was lonely because I wanted to be left alone with my twin brother who was my best friend back in the day.

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