Because it's October, and there's a religious festival of some kind at the end. There are a lot of those, this time of year, but I like religious festivals about scary things best.

(source from a Google link to a Pinterest page and I'm too lazy to sort it out)

Candidates include:

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OMFG I was going through my bank account trying to figure out where all the money goes and I noticed that Amazon sent me $2.77 royalties for my human clop. Ah, I should write more of that stuff. It's nice being paid.

Writing is awesome.

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Stay bi-awesome.

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Okay, gang, I wrote a difficult to categorize story about a little known G3 pony. I think it's really good though! Scoots does too! While not really clop, it's JUST filthy enough that I can't link to it directly, but it's called Toola Roola Paints a Picture. Plz to be enjoying!

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Horatio is catching up ponies.

Horatio watches 28 Pranks Later.

Horatio notes that it is exactly one scene of Rainbow Dash being devoured alive away from being a lost episode creepypasta.

Horatio notes that the title Ponyville Changes Everything is not taken.

Horatio adds another item to his list of story ideas.

[Edit: Changed my mind about the commission thing; 2K words is, including editing time, four days writing, at least if I want it to be any good. I'm not doing that for $20; I've got stuff to do! I'll do it for free, sure, but I get to choose what I want to write about if its free.]

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Equestria MILFs is, as I write this, only three votes away from being my third story with more than 100 gross upvotes. And I only count gross upvotes, not net. And you know why? Because my stories are gross. All is as it should be.

Anyway: go little story! You can do it! It's not your vault there was an unusually strong crop in the feature box the say you went up! Go for it!

It's not overtly dirty, so I can post it here! I'd have used the whole thing for cover art, but it didn't read at thumbnail size.

I'm very sorry about Equestria MILF's -- Spike's Visit. So, so sorry.