I'm a hat. I guess.

🎶say goodbye, to your life, I will kill you with my knife, now you should, say goodbye, to your life for I will kill, you with my knifey knife! 🎶

I HAVE COME FOR YOU RANDOM FOLLOWER MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NOW I SHALL BREW YOU INTO MY STEW!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!! AND YOU CANT ESCAPE BECAUSE I HAVE PUT A TRAP IN YOUR PATH! A CROSSWORD PUZZLE!!! hah I win. FINALLY! wait. You didn't even do the CROSSWORD!!! you just walked right around it. Aww, I really wanted
Fresh pony human STEW tonight too. Guess ill just have to go use up some of my broken legged offerings instead.

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Do you guys notice it when I post something then go back instantly after fixing all my errors?

Ducks are rapists, hamsters eat their babies, dolphins commit gang rape, bats rape each other during hibernation whether their different genders or not, koala bears are flea ridden vermin who want to rip your eyeballs out, and otters rape and drown each other, should I continue on my list of fucked up CUTE creatures :D
Female slugs don't have a vagina - in order to mate, the male has to literally stab its sword-penis into the female's body.

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The devil offered me one wish for my soul. I took that deal and boy was he mad when he realised I didn't have a soul already. Oh what that rocky? *insane gibberish comes from a rock* oh the wish. I wished for a taco. I was really hungry at the time.

"Well it's 12 Am time to start fucking shit up." Done did say me. " Okay so on my list of shit to Fuck up is... rocks, gravity, stairs, you, some more gravity, physics, the laws of space and time, clouds, clowns, deathclaws, anything that's not a cazadore, the dead, death himself, the grim reaper, All the readers, angels, demons, gods, devils, ghosts, phantoms... wow how will I ever decide maybe I should ask the comments section... what do you think comments section?

So the other day humanity was condemned to an eternity of doom and suffering by a random pegasus. They had the chances to end me and stop this blight on humanity before you. Now... I GET TO FUCK ALL THE SHIT UP HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA.

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