Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?
I HAVE COME FOR YOU RANDOM FOLLOWER MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NOW I SHALL BREW YOU INTO MY STEW!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!! AND YOU CANT ESCAPE BECAUSE I HAVE PUT A TRAP IN YOUR PATH! A CROSSWORD PUZZLE!!! hah I win. FINALLY! 
wait. You didn't even do the CROSSWORD!!! you just walked right around it. Aww, I really wanted
Fresh pony human STEW tonight too. Guess ill just have to go use up some of my broken legged offerings instead.
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Mount you giddy up pony-bug!
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Free... food *eye twitches and tries to eat you alive from their hunger*
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Here i have taco-burger! Its a hamburger with taco filling.
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*eats the tacoburger Then throws you into the boiling pot of stew*
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YUMMY YUMMY PONY STEW!!!I REALLY LOVE YOU MY PONY STEW!!!
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Hey! Not Nice!
4621036
*pushes you down into the bottom of the pot and puts more ingredients in the puts the cover on trapping you in since its locked*
4621038
*nom* eats all your ingredients. *burp*
4621039
*wanted you to do this so the STEW would mix together and one of them was a death pepper which causes the eater to have their muscles slide off their body, you died a tasty death for a good cause, feeding a cazadore*
4621039
Also I'm tired goodnight.
4621039
*eats the STEW and falls asleep in the back of the cave while the nocturnal half of the hive wakes up to defend the cave*
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Good night.
4621048
Or am i? Seriously though I had long day including some one trying to mug me and them ending up in a trash can with more wounds than before. And too many for me to count before I left.
4621051
Dame.
4621052
Three of them in fact, tripped one grabbed another and his gun shot the third in his right arm and leg and threw the one I was holding on too the one I tripped and kicked the third and pushed the other too over again and threw the third guy into a trashcan and used a clothes line nearby to tie up the other two and called the cops.
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So cool~
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My friends had run the other way when they showed up and left me alone with them too. COWARDS!!!
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Your my hero *start kissing your feet*
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Don't kiss my feet
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Aha your weaknes!
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No I just don't like people kissing my feet *STABS you dead*
4621376
Im blad and poison proff so you can't kill me!
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Good thing I used my stinger and my poisons also acidic and you have no more item proof points
4621384
Who do one kill you!?
4621391
They don't they get killed. I'm level 700
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Im 701. Throws molotov burn baby burn! Muhahahaha!
4621407
No this is a new game and we have the level cap mod capping player only levels at 200. Your a player I'm not.
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I'm also fire proof.
4621413
That is cheating how can you be 700 and im Only 200 thats bullshit!
4621414
But are you waterproff?
4621422
I'm a legendary creature I also have to be double the player level or level 700 if their level times 2 is less than 700
4621423
Yes. I told you before i can fill a special organ up with oxygen and can floAt and sink upon will.
4621424
Your no legendary your bluffing! *shots of bothe your wings* suck it you ugly bug!
4621427
But can you do magic *throws smokebomb* and im gone.
4621438
*wings did not fall off and you expose the metallic bones beneath them*
4621438
*melts you alive with acid poison*
4621441
Crap! *runs high up* ha now i have hight on my side!
4621447
*uses powers to remove this cheat buff*
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*flies up and melts you more*
4621449
Report you for hacking! *getts potion back*
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*it cEnt be brought back files corrupted*
4621454
*viciously mails you to death with stinger and mouth pincers also spitting acidic saliva on you*
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*not acid proof*
4621458
*snap disk and byes New one*
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*blocks it with my katana*
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*I'm on the new disk now and at the start of the game murdering your level 1 ass*
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*makes acid proff medicin*
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*fails and katana melts into unremarkable goo*