When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get barge. And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a large!

A man with a love of history, ponies, and stories about said ponies. No commissions please, I wrote solely for fun.

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.