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Highlord Langslock


If the darkness grows so deep that we cannot see the light, then we shall rise up and BECOME the light!

Jun
14th
2016

A Possible Idea for the Comics · 11:15pm Jun 14th, 2016

I'd like to share an idea with all of you:

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Jun
6th
2016

The Lyrics Will Ruin the Song For You · 4:41am Jun 6th, 2016

So I'm driving home from work after a long day and I turn on the radio, and their playing "Push" by Matchbox Twenty, which I haven't heard in ages, and I thought "Hey, this is nice". But then the guy sings the word "baby" and suddenly things start clicking into place, and I realize "holy crap, this song is about domestic abuse!" Some research on Wikipedia confirmed this, although it turned out it was the guy singing the song being abused rather than him abusing his girlfriend. Naturally,

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Jun
1st
2016

A Message About My Stories' Canon: · 9:25pm Jun 1st, 2016

I was going to write this in my next chapter of Equestria Girls: Human Magic, but due to delays, I decided to post my official announcement here: unless I decide to make an exception, no My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic related media that occurs after the end of The Crystalling will be applied to the series that I currently have in the works. This includes all episodes that have either aired or have yet to be aired, the upcoming feature film as well as Legend

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May
27th
2016

The Story of the Two Sisters · 3:52am May 27th, 2016

Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Equestria, two alicorn sisters ruled the land together. The elder sister was the Princess of the Day; she raised the sun each morning, bathing the world in light. The younger sister was the Princess of the Night, who raised the moon and commanded the stars.

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May
27th
2016

Graboids for Dinner · 2:18am May 27th, 2016

So I was watching Tremor 2 and something about watching Graboid guts rain down on the protagonists makes me wonder if they are edible. Seriously, would human beings be able to eat them? How healthy would they be? Would they be like those blowfish that have to be prepared by masters or you'll die from eating them? Would they become a delicacy for the rich and powerful? And how would their tendency to eat humans affect their taste?

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May
19th
2016

Going through a bad time right now. · 11:29pm May 19th, 2016

So It's Over isn't turning out to be as successful as I hoped it would be; maybe I let myself get a little cocky after the moderate success of It Sounds Better Than "Pity Date" and The Unwilling Sunrise (my first featured and triple-digit "likes" stories respectively), because the apparent lack of interest in It's Over has me feeling really depressed. Why does this matter to you? Well, originally, I was hoping to post as many chapters of Equestria Girls: The

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Mar
30th
2016

Of Speedsters and Time Travel · 11:27pm Mar 30th, 2016

So I watched yesterday's The Flash on Amazon, and I reminded of something I've been thinking about for awhile; has anybody else noticed that for how much everyone on the show talks about time travel being bad, every time Barry does it, things actually turn out better than when he left? Seriously, the first time he did it, he prevented his foster father from being kidnapped and tortured, his boss from being electrocuted and paralyzed, and half his city from being crushed by a

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Mar
28th
2016

I had to post this story on my blog because FIMfiction won't accept stories shorter than 1,000 words. · 3:26am Mar 28th, 2016

Twilight Sparkle’s heart swelled with pride as she looked at Starlight Glimmer, former cult-leader and now graduating as her first true student in the magic of friendship.

“Words cannot express how proud of you I am, Starlight,” she told her. “Not only have you mastered all of my lessons on the magic of friendship, but you did it in a quarter of the time it took me.”

Starlight blushed. “Well, I had an amazing teacher. Are you sure I’m ready to graduate from being your student?”

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Mar
25th
2016

My Little Pony Adaptation of Taylor Swift? · 1:59am Mar 25th, 2016

This literally just occurred to me (must be all the beer I drank):

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Mar
18th
2016

Pony Peeves #2 · 3:56pm Mar 18th, 2016

The subject this time concerns Equestria's gay and lesbian community. I adhere to the fanon idea that Equestria has been far ahead of our world on the subject of homosexuality for quite some time; same-sex marriages has been legal for centuries, and by now someone's sexual orientation is generally no more of an issue than what their favorite food is. However, there is one thing about this theme that bugs me; namely how some authors try to "justify" the supposedly high percentage of

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