Don't you hate it when you're trying to write a gansta rap about Berry Punch having sex with a spider and you just can't think of any good rhymes? I sure do. Every time I sit down to write that shit I get stuck :[

Hey guys, I wrote a story just now! I'll let you be the first to read it since you're all soooooo cool.

Suppose that Hasbro was going to make a live action MLP movie with a massive budget, who would you want the main cast to be played by? Here's my list:

Spike- Elijah Wood
Twilight Sparkle- Robert Downey Jr.
Rarity- Leonardo DiCaprio
Pinkie Pie- Nicolas Cage
Rainbow Dash- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Fluttershy- Johnny Depp
Celestia- Morgan Freeman
Luna- Keanu Reeves

I don't think I got the job...

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Following in the footsteps of some of Fimfiction's finest, I decided to apply to 'Bronies Stand United' in hopes of scoring myself a big, delicious admin spot. I hope I get accepted. Here's my resume.

1.)How old are you?
49

2.)How long have you been on the group for?
As of right now, about 38 seconds.

3.)What job are you currently applying for?
Admin

4.)What makes you think you are most suitable for this job? (100 word minimum)

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Subtly trolling your friends' friends on facebook that you hardly know IRL for months until they finally snap, cuss you out, and block you. Feels good man.
I'm such a smooth facebook troll, you guys don't even know.

Everyone just assumes that Applejack had parents at some point. I mean, it's more likely that ponies just magically spawn randomly. Everything else in the show is magic, and that would explain why they have no genitals.

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Found out someone posted like all the episodes of Dan vs on youtube. Watched that shit all night. I love that show :3

Y-y-y-youtube link!

Have you guys ever tried standing up when you pee? That shits hard.

So I felt like making something Shrek related in photoshop since Shrek is my favorite. Of course, ponies are also my favorite. One thing led to another and I wound up wasting my morning making this piece of garbage. Whatever, I couldn't sleep anyway.

Twilight Sparkle transcends being an alicorn and becomes the ultimate being in the universe. No, not a reaper, an ogrecorn. Alternate title: Our friendship is ogre!

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