When I wake up first thing I do
Ponies
Is to look around for something to view
Pon-iiiiies
Entertaining myself is very, very tricky
Because you see I'm ridiculously picky
Ponies

This hu-human
Won't settle for the dregs
I'll borrow
I'll beg
I'll even kiss you for my dear beloved dose...
Of ponies

You've got to smell them
Feel them
Crack them open
For a great big nest full I am hoping.

The colors and shapes
And assorted sizes
Gobble them all
For appetizers
Pony-stacy

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I was perusing youtube with my #LegitSwag hanging out, when I stumbled upon this piece of horrendous garbage. It made me think of you guys.
Anyway, I thought it was fun-fun-funny stuff so I figured I'd link it up in here.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Kppx4bzfAaE#!]

As the title would suggest, I have some cool beans. Unfortunately for you, beans can't be transfered through the internet, so it's not very likely that I'll be able to share them. What I can share instead is a bunch of words describing what I've been doing (or rather not doing) recently. In regards to typing, that is. I know how interested you crazy people are in every single aspect of my life, so I figured an update was warranted.

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It's like hasbros trying to rustle me or something...
I hope it's not too bad or I'll have to switch to a new fandom. Maybe I'll try out being a brogre (Shrek fan). Oh, who am I kidding? I already am a brogre!

I'm calling it. The princess coronation is going to be for Twilight's previously unmentioned sister that she happens to have.

I painted Rainbow Dash 11 months ago. Chuckward wanted to see it.

I just got photoshop again after like a year of not having it. In an attempt to try to get used to it, I created this abomination. It took way longer than it should have (and I still can't use the touch pad thing to draw worth shit so I ended up using the mouse as always). Anyway, I think it's super adorable, and I thought you weirdos would enjoy it too.

So I excluded Applejack from Halo man in Equestria 2 because I thought it would be funny since she's my least favorite of the mane 6 and I like to joke that she's a background pony. But you already know that since you undoubtably read that shit. What I want to ask is; do you guys want me to reinclude her or not? If I do, there will literally be no explanation to why she was missing. Maybe I'll come up with some convoluted reason later on... If not, that's one less pony character. The balls in

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