You know how all the old fantasy adventure stories had a map in the front for readers to look at? Well I made one of those for THe Queen is Dead... and by extension every other story I have ever written.

I have added the locations relevant to the story immanently and listed every major country on the continent. More cities will be added as they are needed and I can be bothered to update

Sorry it's pretty crappy. Only had three hours for this. Oh, be sure to zoom!

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Minor edit had to be made to the last chapter.

The smith who symbolized David's gun is NOT named Flax, she's named Falx. Spellcheck didn't recognize that Falx is a real word and a type of Thracian sword from the Roman era. They look a little something like this:

Anyways, I fixed her name. Nothing else has been changed. Damn you dyslexia...

Right, so you guys are clearly interested in the story, and enjoying it allot. You guys deserve an ending, so I'll be writing the whole thing as quickly as I can. Enjoy!

I may have some freetime, about 72 hours worth, coming up before the end of the month. I will use this time to write if I get it.

What would you guys rather have, two chapters of the ongoing Equisverce, or another installment of Colgate, Lyra, Bon-bon, and co. with that short story focusing on Lyra and Bon-bon?

But I am mostly dead. I'm very poor, and my roomie is now and ex roomie. I'm not homeless, but it's basically shelter, or food to last the whole month. So, I'm doing things which can earn me money. It's actually illegal to set up a patrion for fanfiction as it counts as directly using a trademark, that's right, our favorite hobby is technically a crime. Because my dad's a felon, I'm actually on a watch list as a possible associate for a crime (hence why I'm poor. No one hires possible felons.

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they work like cicadas. Hell, if you made cicada's eyes blue, they would look a lot like a changeling.

See? They even have that same black glossy exoskeleton. If you tinted their wings blue like you did the eyes it would be almost a total match in color!

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Here's the original, here's what my "Tollerable Politics Filter" dose to it.

Princess Obama’s lame-duck period could be one of the least lame ever

It’s said of Jimmy Carter that he’s Equestria’s best ex-Princess. Princess Obama, on the other hand, may be shaping up as its best soon-to-be-ex-Princess.

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1 Download FoxReplace.
2 Configure it with a list of political terms, and what to replace them with.
3 Laugh your ass off when reading any news article or web page mentioning politics.

Examples:

So I did a poll the other day and it helped me figure out chapter order. I have another poll I would like you guys to do, but this one is different. As I have been writing these stories there have been a few questions I have wanted to know about what you guys think for my story, their plot lines, and their characters, as well as what you would like to see happen in them in their future.

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So I did a poll the other day and it helped me figure out chapter order. I have another poll I would like you guys to do, but this one is different. As I have been writing these stories there have been a few questions I have wanted to know about what you guys think for my story, their plot lines, and their characters, as well as what you would like to see happen in them in their future.

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