Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. -- Oscar Wilde

We grow 'em big!

Mrrp

Nah.

Bananas are best pony.

I've been told I'm good at writing. I guess you'll have to be the judge of that. I'll certainly help you if you ask

I am the most worthless FimFiction writer ever! My fanfics are horrible, and I do nothing productive for society! Welp, read my stories if you feel like it, though.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.