Celestia wants to die more than anything, as she no longer has the will to live. Is there anything she can do to save herself from the misery of living eternally? According to Philomena, yes, there is.

ONE DAY...
TS wakes up and realizes she can't say anything sensible and is dyslexic for some strange reason. Spike awakens to the call of a mysterious force from the forest. Rainbow Dash meets her top secret brother, Rainbow Slash, who is trying to put a stop to underground rainbow production/ trade, and Fluttershy (with the help of a few "friends") plans to overthrow the Celestial Monarchy.

*This story has been cancelled because some idiots can't tell the difference between a pun and a misspelling, and decide to bash the story because of it. I refuse to write stories and be trolled by these people.