After returning from the human world, a very paranoid Twilight Sparkle gathers up her friends to tell them one of the most shocking things she's learned on her trip. She has discovered the Internet, and a few things about us humans that are quite unsettling (not in that way! Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter).

Updated:// a few tweaks to the story. Fixed some of the awkward dialogue, and worked on the pacing.