I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

'It doesn't make any difference what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.' - George Bernard Shaw

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!