My first attempt at writing any sort of fanfiction, written entirely on my phone and whole having been awake for 36 straight hours. Prepare for surprising, or just plain random things, to happen as Twilight rides Spike for hours and Pinkie Pie visits her cousins for lunch.
Uh Trigger? Not sure if what I wrote counts, but just in case: SEXUAL INNUENDO, STUPID PUNS.
Now go enjoy the madness of my insane mind.