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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Oct
20th
2016

I won't be on this site much for a while, due to a family emergency. · 9:44pm Oct 20th, 2016

If anyone wants to know more, please PM me and I'll get back in touch with you ASAP. Thank you.

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Oct
7th
2016

I live in the UK, just seen part 2 of the season finale, aanndd... ( spoilers) · 10:02am Oct 7th, 2016

I prefer the changeling's old look. Now, they look like they're auditioning for a part in that Technicolour Dreamcoat play.
It was a pretty good two parter, but pales in comparison to S4 and S5 finale.
We just have to wait for the movie now, I guess. And, to see if the show is renewed...

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Oct
6th
2016

I live in the UK, just seen part 1 of the season finale, aanndd... (no spoilers) · 4:34pm Oct 6th, 2016

It didn't feel at all like a season finale. That's all I'll say. :moustache:
Am I disappointed, or not? It depends how the second part pans out... :twistnerd:

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Sep
28th
2016

I don't usually do this, but... · 12:37pm Sep 28th, 2016

Could as many of you read this story, and tell me what you think, please?
I understand that Angel bunny isn't the most popular character, but it took me ages to write and edit... and I was kinda hoping that more 140 people were going to read it. Thanks in advance. :fluttercry:

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Sep
24th
2016

Review Of 'Every Little Thing She Does' · 6:21pm Sep 24th, 2016

Personally, I'd be a little less inclined to forgive someone for turning me into a mindless slave, but then again, I'm not a Hasbro pony.

I liked Applejacks's film quotes,Spike's sarcasm, Pinkie's randomness and the fact proceedings didn't go the way I thought they might, which would have been for Starlight to make five identical copies of herself to spend time with all her friends (that would have been almost the exact plot of another episode...)

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Sep
24th
2016

What's with the influx of Sunset Shimmer romances in the features box lately... · 4:33am Sep 24th, 2016

Surely her lovelife can't be THAT interesting. :facehoof:

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Sep
17th
2016

Review Of Viva Las Pegasus (dat pun tho) · 8:18pm Sep 17th, 2016

What an improvement from last week. A scam worthy of the Ocean films, the Applejack and Fluttershy combination really firing on all cylinders, but best of all... FINALLY AN UNREFORMED ANTAGONIST(S)!! Gotta give major props to F & F, they saw their chance at the end, and took it. Good for them, I say. 3/5

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Sep
10th
2016

Review of... Oh, what the heck. IT SUCKED. · 5:12pm Sep 10th, 2016

It's official: 'Gabby' the Griffon is Barney The Dinosaur in bird/lion hybrid form.

Oh, how I hated this episode. Believe me... that is not a word I use lightly, but when applied to this week's shrill 22 minutes of annoyance, I believe to be one-hundred per cent correct.

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Sep
10th
2016

A few minutes into the new episode... · 4:36pm Sep 10th, 2016

And already, 'Gabby' is the most annoying character ever in MLP history. Ugh. :pinkiesick:

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Sep
3rd
2016

Review of the latest episode · 5:52pm Sep 3rd, 2016

Oops, looks like somepony's forgotten to post the message board for today's ep. I might as well post my thoughts, anyway for all of my dedicated 144 listeners. Beautiful people all of you, BTW. :yay:

It was fun. Good moral, an interesting new sport, and (I don't usually say this) Pinkie Pie in her costume and Fluttershy with her tail catching being TOTALLY adorbs! :pinkiehappy:

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