S Ninja is at it again, this time with a masterful reading of Twilight is Annoyed.

If you've never read it before, I recommend reading along as he reads, because the way I wrote it can be a little confusing if you don't see how the text is formatted.

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Yoyoyo what's up my homies? i'm sorry i'll never so that agian.

S Ninja did an absolutely AMAZING reading of Princess Celestia is Just Riddled with Bullets.

You should all go give him a like comment subscribe tweet myspace instagram and

Look at it. Look at it. I am so happy. I am in awe.

I have a really really good reason for not being around!

But really, work and illness is the name of the game! It's totally drained my creativity, and I haven't been able to write recently. I'll be back at it soon hopefully.

Have not been able to retain any liquids since Friday. Entire body screaming in agony. No sleep. Eaten maybe 1000 calories over Last 3 days. Ongoing 2 day migraine. Missing several days of work. Can not walk in a straight line. Please send help or cute pony pictures.

But at least Leo finally got his Oscar!

Also my dog has decided to sleep next to me through this entire ordeal. It'd be really sweet IF HE DIDN'T HAVE NON STOP NEVER RELENTING GAS!

Fluttershy Goes to Narnia by PresentPerfect

So yeah hi it's been a while haha sorry busy being dead anyway lets talk about a story with a bear CRAP I mean a Lion in it ok? ok. ok?

So first off this story is a lie. I won't tell you how it is a lie because the lie is also a joke, but oh boy is it one doozy of a lie.

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and learn how to pilot a boat.

Why am I awake.

R.I.P to one of the greatest musical legends of all time. What a way to start 2016.

I blame all of you. I was prepared to stop writing all together.

Something is coming, and I blame all of you for it.