Hello, people of the planet Earth. I gather you all here today to introduce my brand new story, as epic and swagilicious as it is. KawaiiMitten presents, an epic tale by Mitten (my persona, obviously) the orange and white multi-species animal… Masquerade of Steel – The War of Never-Ending R4V3

Fair warning: This is a "crack-fic", it's meant to be random.

Constructive criticism is welcomed, and will be replied to in a logical and proper manner.