Niko and Roman encounter a villian from Equestria in Liberty city. When bullets didn't kill him, the villain sent Roman and Niko to Ponyville to suffer for the rest of their lives.

Right when all the drama ended, Niko is stuck with Roman in Equestria. How will he survive?

Will Roman stop being a fatass?

Will Little Jacob stop smoking so much weed?

Will Brucie's balls ever recover from shrinking so much from overdosing on steroids?

This story takes place after the Revenge ending. Please beat the game and shit because I hate spoiling people and I hate getting spoiled.