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Handyman


I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Aug
27th
2014

There was a knock at the door. · 9:42am Aug 27th, 2014

Something moved underneath the covers. Pale sunlight poured through the gaps of the curtains, dust motes floating silently on the air in the dark bedroom, caught in the beams of light that simply insisted on shining directly on his eyes. He pulled the covers over his head.

The knock came again.

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Aug
1st
2014

Damn this is useful, also news. · 3:36pm Aug 1st, 2014

Good news is? I can legit get away with calling forelegs arms.

Also next two chapters are done, just waiting on my two editors to have a once over. So expect them Monday, provided I don't get impatient.

Bad news?

Don't expect happy things.

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Jul
21st
2014

Update later today · 8:21am Jul 21st, 2014

Will be releasing the next chapter this evening.
I am also re-releasing the old April Fool's day chapter and have it titled as such.
Will begin work on the interlude and the next chapter presently, but don't expect miracles, I've been really slipping with my updates.
My apologies for the wait and thank you for everything.

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Jul
9th
2014

Sorry for the delay · 8:26am Jul 9th, 2014

I am so close to finishing this damn tournament arc, but hit a speed bump when JBL pointed out something unforgiveably stupid in the last scene that pretty much would ruin the entire story. So I had to delete the final quarter of the chapter in order to rewrite it. The good news is I also have the next two chapters partially written as well, so I haven't been entirely unproductive.

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May
25th
2014

Meanwhile, in Ireland · 11:43pm May 25th, 2014

Next chapter may or may not be up by Friday depending on how this week goes for me, have an adorable Twilight in the meantime.

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Apr
23rd
2014

Update soonish · 9:18am Apr 23rd, 2014

Sorry for the lack of activity the past week. Between difficulties sorting things out in real life, which are still unsorted mind, and a rather bad writer's block (staring at 4k words and wondering 'what the fucking fuck' for five days straight is not a fun experience), I haven't got much to show for the time spent. Part of it is anxiety over where the story is going, which is illogical, since the only real direction I need is 'suffering for Handy'. The rest is trying to juggle the sheer amount

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Apr
15th
2014

Welcome to Fimfic, this is likely what you now look like 90% of the time. · 4:44pm Apr 15th, 2014

Image by Dreatos

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Mar
29th
2014

And today we learned that Plot Tumors are bad · 7:50pm Mar 29th, 2014

So the Ifrendare arc went on for way too fucking long. I had intended those three chapters to take up no more then 9000 words yet there we have it, that thing grew like a weed. It was supposed to just be a short adventure that tied everyone over until I could get the timeline to chug along until the tournament kicked off.

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Mar
24th
2014

Gonna be honest here · 12:17pm Mar 24th, 2014

Hit something of a writer's block. It might be some time before I start pumping out new chapters, I apoligize, but my head is a fuggy mess and I can't Handy for the life of me. Its the reason why I revised Down in Griffon Town as its initial presentation sat ill with me, meanwhile I have written myself into a corner with this latest chapter, as I need to fill two months of adventuring before Handy busts some Blueballs.

I'll probably figure something out, in the meantime, sorry for the delay.

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Mar
15th
2014

Slower updates for the next week · 3:17pm Mar 15th, 2014

I might be able to get two chapters out this weekend. Its St.Patrick's day so I'll have Monday off, but since I started my new job the schedule has slowed considerably (also I have other commitments regarding certain forum games I run but that's entirely unrelated.), so you're unlikely to get the 'new chapter a day' thing we had going for a while there. Also before you ask, it won't be a St.Patrick's day themed chapter, as hilarious as that probably would be, I don't have the slightest clue how

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