May or may not make next fortnight's update, don't be surprised if its late. See you guys then.

[23/10/2014 23:13:46] Handyman: I could just be an ass and write all the most voted for fics
[23/10/2014 23:14:11] JBL: then you'd be the most well-liked ass there ever was

Might as well, would be a nice break from the Crown of Winter arc once it finishes.

Just hit 100 followers, which as of time of writing, means the one-shot competition has closed and its time to tally the marks. But before that, congrats to salmanlalmas for being the one hundredth follower! Good to have you with us.

Now, the results are, this hour of 10:36PM on the 23rd October 2014, (fuck you, I feel like being pretentious), the suggestions with this most upvotes are in descending order of the least to the most:

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Chapter will be out Monday, the chapter after that is nearly done but is significantly longer and almost certainly won't be out for another two weeks after that. JBL is on his own for now as Terminal is off being a soldier and won't be around until Christmas, so editing is going to be a rough time for him.

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Over 500 likes,

90 followers,

And to cap off the day, someone who had disliked Bad Mondays, removed their dislike. Not the first time thats happened but its special all the same, so here's a glass to you, mysterious wanderer of the night and your gentle mercies!

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Will be out on Monday. As in next Monday, not today, don't get your hopes up.

Meanwhile, here's a sneakpeak backstage at Bad Mondays production

[00:01:28] JBL: heh
[00:01:48] JBL: "how are your drawing skills, Handy''
[00:02:25] Handyman: "In this chapter, Handy draws a stick figure with boobs"*
[00:02:25] Handyman: "Handyman, why did you write this?"
[00:02:25] Handyman: "Because I've lost control of my life"
[00:02:39] JBL: hahahahaha

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Staring at page. I seem to have forgotten how to write my characters. Its four in the morning. The Red King dances upon star light. Rereading older chapters, the hell was I thinking? The eye watches. Might take longer than expected to sort out the deer arc. Battery on my laptop has almost run out. There is no road.

Pay no attention to the guy writing ramblings at four in the morning.

*Plans something involving Tirek and thinks that he is very clever for working in a pre-FIM MLP villain

-Watch epilogue of latest season and promptly freak out and rewrite plans

*Plans something involving sea ponies and meremares, the differences thereof, and thinks he's very clever

-Rainbow Rocks introduces immortal, hippocampi sirens that feed on hatred and have to rewrite plans around this new canon in order to fit them in. Even if EQG is non-canon as far as BM is concerned

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Dear devoted readers.

Today Handyman's brain died.

You see Handyman is a dirty dirty internet criminal. For he uses adblock to block the ads.

He has done this for so long now, he has actually forgotten what it was like to have annoying flashing ads and pop ups bother him wherever he went.

And lo the Handyman was a happy.

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Ok.

Between my job, searching for a new job remotely relevant to my field of study and general flamboyant dickery in my daily life, I think its fair to say I have been a little substandard in my delivery of BM chapters. Which is a pity, because I was really hoping to have at least ten more chapters done before Christmas but that is looking increasingly unlikely given my current rate of production.

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