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Mayhew Cullen


Forged from the eldest fires and cast upon the seething shore, broken and remade, alive and dead. We are killer and monster, savior and saint. Now I am become writer, creator of worlds.

May
15th
2016

Ha, it's a poop joke. · 3:58am May 15th, 2016

So new episode today starts with Starlight talking crazy causing Twi to gasp and Spike's candy cane to drop out of a box... yeah, the poop joke is canon.

Also... SPOILERS AHEAD!

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May
13th
2016

You gotta wonder. · 12:33am May 13th, 2016

At some point Mayhew had to ask himself if anyone even reads these things...

Any whey, I am now seated among the gray in a little room in Seattle... I freaking hate hotels, it is so freaking dark in here. Even with all available lights on it is still the flat end of twilight in here... so dark... so lonely... Oh well it is less than twenty-four hours until I get to enjoy EFNW2016.

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May
9th
2016

The Time has Come! · 11:45pm May 9th, 2016

To talk of many things. Of shoes and ships--and sealing-wax, of cabbages and kings and why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings.

And then? Luna memes!

Oh and it is also that time of the year yet again. I know Twi-Fi won't be there, but how many of my other wonderful followers are going to enjoy Everfree Northwest with me this year.

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Apr
7th
2016

Let us begin to prepare. · 3:22am Apr 7th, 2016

Prepare for Everfree Northwest, Fillies and Gentlecolts!a

I'll be there, will you?

Many wonderful personalities will be there, including the always hilarious Peter New and the voice of Fluttershy herself, Pinkie Pie! ... I mean Andrea Libman... I always get those two mixed up.

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Apr
2nd
2016

Behold and the bronies cried out... · 9:19pm Apr 2nd, 2016

Maud Pie is awesome!

WARNING! Season 6 Episode 3 Spoilers ahead... BEWARE!

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Feb
21st
2016

Good News and Bad News · 6:36pm Feb 21st, 2016

Bad news last beccause you need to hear the good to get the context.

My parents went down to Texas to see my sister and her family for my nieces tonsil removal. So they got there safe and sound and gave my niece her... Birthstmas present... yeah, which contained a plush Derpy with a hand stitched mail bag my mother and I made. Well they went to get passes so they could stay on base and Derpy lost her bag.

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Feb
13th
2016

The things we learn... · 12:06am Feb 13th, 2016

Like how to tie our shoes or why my dog is a racist.

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Dec
27th
2015

Happy Birthday! · 11:36pm Dec 27th, 2015

Happy anniversary wasteland wanderers, architects of antithesis, and fabulous friendship facilitators! Alliteration aside, today is the two year anniversary of my joining of this site.

So what do I have in sore for all my wonderful followers and the random people who are lurking outside the door?

I don't know! Lets find out.

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Dec
24th
2015

Merry Flippin Christmas! · 8:56pm Dec 24th, 2015

All kinds of all kinds of awesome wonderful things... and I might not have money... I really need a job, so if any of y'all know somewhere willing to hire a cook in my little corner of the multiverse then that would be neat. Actually I have a few places in mind for after Christmas, so... Grar! I will be employed and I will still manage to go to Everfree Northwest! Positive thinking, you know?

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Dec
20th
2015

Why is the moon? · 3:39pm Dec 20th, 2015

If you get that reference then you probably played a specific video game. As for the answer, "Because Luna put it there."

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