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The Sexy Assistant


Property of Officer Hot-Pants. :heart:

Jul
12th
2014

Post 23 ~ Cute. · 12:17am Jul 12th, 2014


Rainbow Dash is so cute.

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Jul
8th
2014

Post ~ 22 Summer · 12:08pm Jul 8th, 2014

Hello everybody. Thanks for 120 followers, I often consider how I befriended all of you but it truly defeats me. :applejackconfused:

Anyway, for all of those who love dubstep and EDM. Here is my favourite song - subject to change. :rainbowkiss:

[youtube=youtube.com/watch?v=JHR9uFTE2hk&feature=kp]

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Jun
28th
2014

Post 21 ~ My favorite artist · 9:53pm Jun 28th, 2014


I sat back and admired this for like 5 minutes.

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Jun
26th
2014

Post 20 ~ Don't look at this for more than 10 seconds... · 12:32am Jun 26th, 2014


I felt a warm glow within. I won't be sleeping tonight...

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Jun
25th
2014

Post 19 ~ June · 12:36am Jun 25th, 2014


I skip a week of FiMFiction.

Heh. Anyway, I'm not very fun anymore. I'm kind of boring and lifeless and I feel that I should be giving more even though I can't.

Ummm. While I think of something productive to do, feel free to talk to me or ask me questions.

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May
26th
2014

Post 18 ~ I hate reblogs. · 7:13pm May 26th, 2014

Who would be interested in me reblogging more..?


Russian is the best language, so why not troll some people?
>Inb4 top logic
It's simple: instead of writing "no" with a "n" and an "o", write "HeT" (which looks like нет in Cyrillic characters).
Humming the soviet anthem while writing this

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May
19th
2014

Post 17 ~ May <3 · 10:25am May 19th, 2014

So I was on my phone the other day, and I got 100 followers.

Stuff will happen soon. I promise. I've just got some exams at the moment. :twilightblush: :heart:

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May
3rd
2014

Post whatever ~ :fluttercry: · 1:59pm May 3rd, 2014


To clarify...


"Consider this your first and only warning: Posting nsfw links or art is against site rules and further action will be taken if you do it again"


Ohmigosh! I got a PM from Knighty~

... but now I have to behave. I do wonder who the dirty c*** is who popped him a message, as I doubt he personally saw the s*** himself.

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Apr
11th
2014

Post 15 ~ I always forget the effin' title! · 1:23pm Apr 11th, 2014

There's another one... :facehoof:

1. Gender: Female.
2. In all honesty what type of pony would you be: Pegasus.
3. What would your cutie mark be: A pencil.
4. If you could live anywhere in equestria where would it be: Rainbow Dash's place.

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Apr
8th
2014

Post 14 ~ 50 Questions! · 9:50am Apr 8th, 2014


Let's get this over with...

1. What's your name? Izzy C.
2. How old are you? 16
3. What country do you live in? UK
4. What do you look like? Black hair, 5'9", medium build, athletic
5. Who do you wish you looked like? Rainbow Dash
6. How did you come across MLP? Porn... Came across some Clop in early 2012, discovered MLP in late '13.
7. Favourite Ship and Why? Rainbow Dash x Anypony

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