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Armalite


I'm eighteen, I'm in OPP, I live the thug life, I smoke weed every day, I don't take shit from nobody, and I write fanfiction for a show about magical ponies.

May
25th
2013

Barley Stream · 3:05am May 25th, 2013

An awesome LPer is streaming a game. You all should come on down and check it out! Barley's Stream

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Jan
30th
2013

Oh Gawd the Finale's Gonna Suck! · 2:53am Jan 30th, 2013

Like, they're totally going to screw it all up! I just know it! Somehow, the creators of the show are going to fuck it all up for everybody! The show is dead now, the fandom will die soon after! Quick, before Studio B ruins everything!

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Jan
27th
2013

I've never been a religious man... · 1:23am Jan 27th, 2013

But I think now's as good a time to start as any. I'm thinking of writing a story, where Death is sent to Earth as a mortal as punishment for a crime he didn't commit, namely, unleashing the zombie apocalypse upon the world. And as Death, it falls to him to re-kill all zombies. So, he falls to earth, takes up the alias of Trace Locke, and teams up with five human mortals to banish the undead back to hell. And fuck some shit up along the way.

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Dec
15th
2012

Still Here · 4:12am Dec 15th, 2012

And still working on Aliens! I've gotten a ways into the chapter, and I'm hoping to have it up before New Years. Until then, here's a little thing I made about our badass marines!

A squad of Colonial Marines
Some fresh out of their teens,
Eating issued pork and beans,
With fighting in their genes,
Armed with deadly machines,
Willing to win by all means!

We got Rin
A young girl with tan skin
With the most badass attitude
There has ever been!
She'll blast your ass

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Dec
1st
2012

TWE Deletion · 11:21pm Dec 1st, 2012

So as I'm sure most of you know, the Train Wreck Explorers has been deleted. They were deleted because people were just being mean and how the name itself was offensive. Now, this is where I get pissed; why was there now warning about the name? This is the first time I've heard of anyone having a problem with the name. Same with the jackhole members. If Knighty had told us about how bad it was getting, and asked us to clean ourselves out, we would have done it. But no, it was just

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Nov
22nd
2012

The Walking Dead · 12:24am Nov 22nd, 2012

I just beat the game... It hit me right in the feels. And it had a cliffhanger... SEQUAL!!!!

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Oct
9th
2012

For All of You. · 10:31pm Oct 9th, 2012

Since my computer is still in the shop, and I've been itching to write, and I hate to leave you all hanging, I've decided to download Open Office to my father's laptop and start writing on there. Now, this is a pretty big risk, as my parents don't know that I'm a brony, and I think the worst possible way for them to find out would be for them to get on here and find my writing. BUT, I'm doing it anyway, and I've started on interval 6 of Aliens. Wish me luck. :P

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Oct
2nd
2012

That Time of The Month! · 10:58pm Oct 2nd, 2012

Yep, my computer is broken again. What did you think it was?
Anyway, until it's fixed, my stories will be on hiatus. However, know this. The next chapter of Aliens: New World, will contain cake. And tears will be shed over said cake.

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Sep
25th
2012

Life's Flying · 10:22pm Sep 25th, 2012

Yeah, so I just got my first car. A black 2010 Mazda 3 is currently sitting in my driveway. Damn time flies.

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Sep
25th
2012

Yeah... · 1:07am Sep 25th, 2012

You all know, when your computer updates, and it says: "Windows updating, do not shut down computer". Fucking listen to them. My computer got fucked by windows, and I now have to wait until I can get it running again. It gave no warning that it was updating, it just started to log off. So, I thought something was wrong, so I shut it down. Then I raged. Two days after getting Borderlands 2, and this shit happens. Then on Saturday night, I set my alarm for 4:30, thinking that Sunday was a

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