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Armalite


I'm eighteen, I'm in OPP, I live the thug life, I smoke weed every day, I don't take shit from nobody, and I write fanfiction for a show about magical ponies.

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  • 493 weeks
    My birthday

    Yeah, it's today. I'm 18 now, I can go die for my country, vote, and get some chick pregnant, all in the same day! I can watch R rated movies, too!

    2 comments · 519 views
  • 500 weeks
    Spooky

    It's spooky month and to celebrate I'm busting out the Zombie Deimos and the new name. Also a chapter update for Living Like a Princess, arguably the spookiest story on this god forsaken site.

    0 comments · 490 views
  • 508 weeks
    Holy Shit

    New Yorker just emailed me this:

    Dear Ben,

    Thank you for sending us the enclosed submission. While we’re not able to use it in our publication, we recognize that it indicates promise, especially for the age of its author. Keep writing and reading, and take classes if you can. Best of luck to you.

    Warmest regards,

    Paul Muldoon, Poetry Editor

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    1 comments · 480 views
  • 524 weeks
    Charahub

    I'm on it now. Ever wanted to see characters that I've created but will never do anything with!? Well now you can, just head on over here.

    0 comments · 440 views
  • 526 weeks
    Growing Up

    It's starting to happen. I just submitted two poems to the New Yorker, and plan on submitting them to other literary magazines shortly. Christ, you have no idea how nerve wracking this is. It's like the first time I posted something on here, except with much higher standards. I know my chances of getting even one of them published are extremely slim, but... Damn. Oh well, if it

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    5 comments · 477 views
Oct
9th
2012

For All of You. · 10:31pm Oct 9th, 2012

Since my computer is still in the shop, and I've been itching to write, and I hate to leave you all hanging, I've decided to download Open Office to my father's laptop and start writing on there. Now, this is a pretty big risk, as my parents don't know that I'm a brony, and I think the worst possible way for them to find out would be for them to get on here and find my writing. BUT, I'm doing it anyway, and I've started on interval 6 of Aliens. Wish me luck. :P

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Comments ( 6 )

IT'S WORTH IT! Besides, my Mom and Dad figured out I'm a brony because they caught me clopping. That's worst way for them to find out.

Sweet, thanks for taking a risk with the secret most of us contend with, now mush! Give us the awesome new chapter!

413140 Oh shit, yeah, that's pretty bad. What I do whenever I'm on here or watching it on Youtube, is I play other videos in a seperate tab, and when they enter, I just close my tab and pause the video. Worked so far!

413154 Already on it!:rainbowdetermined2:

413455 Lol, it's cool. They're just really awkward around me when I'm watching ponies.

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