For those of you that have called me stuff such as talented or even remotely good as an author, I honestly don't think that I am entitled to either of those titles.

All I am is knowledgeable on the subject of writing, and that is pretty much all there is to it. All in all, I feel like a first-grade idiot. I fly with that title on a first-class ticket and I'll probably die with it, too.

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I spent some time considering what I can do to get some work out there, so I came up with this short story I've had for quite some time. It was a story based on the series I started but never finished called Afterworld.

I published it last night as an e-book for Kindle and many other devices. It's short, it's crappy and I know it, but what can you do? I've made some edits to the old version, which made me cringe, and this is what the result looks like.

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I'm worst at what I do best, and for this gift, I feel blessed.
Our little group has always been and always be until the end.

With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
Here we are now, entertain us.
I feel stupid and contagious.
Here we are now, entertain us.

1) Dropping my pick mid-song. It happens, it's annoying to find it again, and it's, above all, frustrating!

2) Dropping my pick inside of my acoustic guitar. Like the first one, this one is equally annoying but even more so when it comes to getting the pick out of the hole! It's even worse when my hands are too big to reach in there to get it!

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I was watching some videos in college not only twenty to thirty minutes ago of our old performances to a live audience, and when I saw myself, both on one-on-one interviews, group interviews and personal interviews, you want to know what I looked like?

I looked like an emo had a baby with a hipster.

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Oh, before I forget to mention, I do have a reading coming out fairly soon, but it will take a while for me to eventually put out there. It's a fairly lengthy story that has some relatively long chapters in it, so it will take both a while to record and edit the files once I'm done.

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Nobody said it was going to be easy or even remotely fun to sit down and edit, re-edit and then re-edit-edit my story.

I'm glad I did, though. Christ, I sent it to MULTIPLE agents like it was before two days ago when I sat down and went back over it because it was niggling at my brain and pushing me to return to it. Oh, by my glorious, golden-ginger pubic hair, it was terrible!

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I sat in the corner as she yelled at me,
I cried, she said I lied.
I whimpered and shivered as she held the knife in her cold grasp,
Cold steel gleaming and promising a world of pain, deeper than any torn and tattered heart could bring.
She hit me as I pleaded ''Stop!'' and she bruised the skin,
Oh, how I should have known: letting a woman in was the last mistake I'd make.
Scream, punch, kick, stab,

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Prepare for controversy and the comments leading up to riots against yours truly after I wrote a song titled England and touched on some very true topics, calling out a bundle of issues with my country.

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You want to hear something incredibly stupid that can stand high on the stupidity scale on its own merits?

I wanted to record a demo album so I give it to a select few people, yet I can't really do that without having audio with my guitar tracks. Specifically, my vocals.

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