Alright, alright!

I never even thought I'd come up with another OC because it would be pointless, but I caved in and designed me a new one! This time, I have a female named FireRain, and I think she's a beauty!

Here she is!

Let's play pigeon -

It works by someone starting out quietly by saying ''Pigeon'' and then gradually becoming louder and louder until it becomes a shout. In the comments, let's start a game!

I'll start the game....

What would I be doing without my guitar in my hands? Absolutely nothing, that's what.

I've always wanted to learn to play the guitar ever since I was extremely young, from roughly 5 or 10-ish, and I gave up really quick because I got frustrated. I never picked one up again until after I turned 15 or 16. Right now, I stand as a self-taught guitarist and musician.

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Last five minutes with my grandmother before leaving her house literally around ten minutes ago, we were both laughing our asses off at her impression of grandad.

Grandad is just a comedian where possible, what you'd call a happycrack, and the two things he'd say the most are: ''Bloody freezing in here!'' and ''Fucking hell!''

To us and the rest of the family, it's just gold! Just the stuff he says is what me and grandma would laugh at every time I come around.

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I was playing my new guitar earlier to record some new songs. When I was listening to a song I recorded on my phone, (my only recording device) I accidentally brought it too close to the active pickups on my guitar, only to jump out of my skin as it took me by surprise through my amplifier that had its volume setting turned up high. As you can imagine, I almost gave myself a heart attack from the surprise.

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You know, if you look at the cover art for The Human Named Andy and a Devil Named Pinkie Pie, the cupboard/cabinet thing on Pinkie's left looks like it has a face because of the way the pots/pans are placed.

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I'm honestly not doing too well. I fear that I might have to delay most of my content until I can get back on track, but I don't have a clue about that at the moment.

I think it mostly has something to do with insomnia and basic fatigue. I mean, if I didn't have stuff to do, I'd literally be dead right now. I'm going to force myself through the day and soldier on, much like I've done since the last time I had illness or some unwanted condition infecting my system.

Right, I'm not usually one to come off as sappy or open to my emotions in general, but I've really got to get this out there. People, I've come to realise that we don't all live forever and that we have only one chance to make our mark on this hellhole of a planet we call home. Now, all of you out there that know who I am and what I do for a living have meant more to me than you could possibly imagine. Without you, I'd still be that loser who had nothing to look forward to and nothing going for

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Imagine if you will -

You move to a new home. Your neighbours seem normal upon your first meeting of them, but then one of them comes up to you with an awkward smile and says: ''You're bigger than you look through the telescope!''

What's your response?

Hoot!

Well, that was an absolute trainwreck that I had to fully redo, so I'm happy that it's out of the way and I now have more confidence for it working out as a functioning novella.

Fixed, spaced and spellchecked to the best of my ability, where possible. As far as I'm concerned, it should work out very well.

Wish me luck as I send this thing off and hope for the best!