Mental instability at its finest and aspiring punk rock musician. PS: Buy a creator a coffee to keep him awake? https://ko-fi.com/firerain
As of now, I think the time has come to finally abandon my Fimfiction page. I don't particularly want any involvement in the MLP community any longer and I hold no interest in continuing to be an active member. While my page remains open to everyone, I've logged out permanently and don't think I'll return to it or use it again. No more blogs, no more stories, no related content - it's over.
I'm never going to be the person who goes out drinking with friends in the pub at the end of the week,
I'm never going to be the person to enter a stable relationship,
I'm never going to be the person to cry for those who won't cry for me,
I'm never going to be the person who gives up over a little tough break,
If you're staying, stay.
If you're playing around with me, kindly fuck off. I'm not in the mood.
Either follow or don't follow. It really is that simple. Make up your mind already.
Thank you. 
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Because I'm sad and because my guinea pig is an adorable fwubby enchanted squeaking potato, here's Oscar laying down and snuggling into his brother, Guinness's guinea bum. Don't ask why he did that, just look at how cute he's being. Requires all the ear rubs. Should have called him Sir Purrsalot. 🐹
Back when I introduced this story a few years ago, I was approached by a French Translator called Rainbowsoarin007 and they requested me to allow them to turn my story into a French translation for viewers in that part of the world and those who speak it.
Imagine if you will -
You move to a new home. Your neighbours seem normal upon your first meeting of them, but then one of them comes up to you with an awkward smile and says: ''You're bigger than you look through the telescope!''
What's your response?
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"Thanks! You're shorter than I thought you'd be."
I think i would be a bit stunned but probably shrug it of as a joke.
If the neighbour continues acting strange i would probably get suspicious.
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Fast forward to the following day -
You are at home and it's a quiet day with nothing much happening. You hear your letterbox lid flap and you assume you've gotten some mail. Going to check to see what it is, you stop and notice that there's a pair of eyes peering at you from the other side. It's the same man who you met yesterday, the one who made the telescope comment. This time, he says:
''Open your letterbox! It's me! I'll get through one day!'' And then he proceeds to make childish, perverted faces and signs at you with his mouth and tongue.
What do you do in this situation?
Do you -
A - Slam the letterbox lid down on his tongue and laugh
B - Call the police immediately
C - Do something different. (If you pick this, what would you do?)
D - Say ''Huh, I didn't know orangutans could deliver the post. Fascinating!''
Chose option D, and after i call him an orangutan he removes his mask and reveals he was a chimpanzee all along
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At that point, option B sounds appealing.
I'm surprised you saw anything of me at all. As you must know, I don't get out much.
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I'd give them ten seconds to leave before calling B. Pull out my phone, give them a stern expression and say, "You have ten seconds to leave my premises before I call the authorities."