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Solid Punch


Sep
9th
2023

Free at last! · 3:49pm Sep 9th, 2023

Fuck Putin, I'm free! I fled Russia and now I'm happy citisen of another, much better country! I can speak freely about anything! About that lunatic's terrible war to Ukraine, about censorship, about oppression and fear, anything and everything I experienced in Russia! Ask questions, if you want, now I can answer, because I'm finally free!

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Sep
21st
2022

A little story _4 · 11:43am Sep 21st, 2022

Pa Khan started mobilization. It's terrible and terrifying, death lottery, who will be caught and sent to die in the war against their will. It may be my last post, I don't know what will happen next. I don't want to kill and/or be killed. Wish me luck in hiding from this.

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Sep
16th
2022

A little story _3 · 2:10pm Sep 16th, 2022

Pa Khan is desperate, he needs more cannon fodder. Ponies of Land of Burch don't enthusiastically run to enlist in his army, so he started using prisoners from his many jails. Killers, rapists and others. It's terrible for so many reasons I don't know where to start. It's essentially a slave army. Also it will torture peaceful ponies of the Land of Fields even more than regular army did. It's pure terrorism, plain and simple.

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Jul
4th
2022

The Trolley Problem in Land of Birch · 5:44pm Jul 4th, 2022

Imagine yourself living in the Land of Birch now. You're against the war, but you're powerless to stop it. You're, for example, a neurosurgeon. And you own clinic that makes neurosurgery.
You have old mom, young wife and two kids. Also, you have a full clinic of personnel that works for you, trusts you, people that you painstakingly collected through years, the best medics, the best people, non-toxic, professional, working together just great, all friends.

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Jul
4th
2022

Newspeak of Land of Birch · 5:30pm Jul 4th, 2022

Propaganda and censorship. Sacred traditions from the time of Red Empire (and censorship is even older!), carefully kept by government through the history of this land. Combined, they produce Newspeak. It's used to calm populace down, to smooth out the perception of sharp events. Also to humiliate enemy, be it inner enemy (opposition and/or thinking people) or outer (anyone, literally anyone else outside of borders of Land of Birch). So here's a little dictionary with a few examples of it for

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Jun
12th
2022

A little story _2 · 7:28pm Jun 12th, 2022

Ever tried being racist in the Land of Freedom?

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May
22nd
2022

A little story · 11:00pm May 22nd, 2022

So, I feel the need to say something, but I can't use real things, because there are people here who's job is to search certain keywords and if they were written by citizen that citizen goes to jail and torture, I can't risk it. So, I will tell you a little story. About ponies. (also the subject is very painful for me, so talking through ponies will make this talk a bit easier for me)

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Nov
29th
2015

Starlight Glimmer and Starswirl's spells · 8:25am Nov 29th, 2015

First she used cutiemark-affecting spell. And we all remember the unfinished Starswirl's masterpiece that messed with cutiemarks and then provoked Twilight's ascension. Now she used Starswirl's time-travel spell, modified by herself. Maybe cutiemark-steal spell was also modified Starswirl's? And, also, I suspect that the source of all this Starswirl's spells in her hooves is not Canterlot Library. I think she's Starswirl's descendant, and have his personal archive. Also, her heredity explains

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Sep
22nd
2015

Pony nation, pony naming traditions and cutiemarks · 12:59pm Sep 22nd, 2015

Two years of observations taught me that pony names are almost always connected with their special talent and/or form of their cutiemark. Why? They have names from the beginning of their lives, and discover their special talents and gain cutiemarks later, how can their parents be so accurate with naming?

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Aug
13th
2015

Changelings can't measure love · 2:55pm Aug 13th, 2015

In "Canterlot wedding" episodes, when Chrysalis faced Celestia and overpowered her, changeling queen was surprised. Really surprised. And then she got it - "Shining Armor's love is so strong, that now I am more powerful than Celestia!". So she didn't knew it before. So she can't measure power and quantity of stolen love. If we assume that she's normal, healthy changeling, not some kind of cripple, the logical conclusion will be that changelings can't measure love by any method, including the

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