I've decided to be a laugh track now.

Here's another teaser.

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I hope you'll all bear with me in this difficult time.

My work here is done. *Ascend into heaven*

Or is it just me?

I've decided to put all of my current projects on hold while I focus on my true calling: clop.

I've thought about it long and hard but this is most definitely the best solution.

To show you this, here's an excerpt from a new story I'm writing. I hope you enjoy.

I could hear him come closer, behind me. He paused, hesitantly. He was unsure, he'd never done this before. He breathed on my neck, daring me to shudder.

Then we did grown up things.

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I'm thinking about editing or just adding to the list of quotes on my user page so here are a few I'm thinking of:

"Try to take your time and enjoy your life. Even if we rush, tomorrow will arrive at the appointed hour, same as always." - Naoki Urasawa's Monster

"Don't take this the wrong way, but I would rather not be part of the meat yogurt pantheon." - Scenes From A Multiverse

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Just curious what the general sentiment is on unfollowing people who are either no longer on or just aren't doing anything you're interested in.

I've followed quite a few people I'd honestly just no longer be hearing from, but I don't know what the deal is with that. Do many people do that? Do you think it's a good thing to do that? What do you think?

Breathing Exercises for Failed Performers chapter 1 - Breathe

Breathe.

In and out.

Concentrate.

Don't think.

Just breathe.

Don't worry about Twilight. Don't concern yourself with failure.

Breathe.

I clench my teeth. The illusion I created in front of me cracks and dissolves like drops of water, falling to the floor. The illusion's of a mare with light blue coat, silver mane, and blue eyes to pierce your soul with her magic.

They used to be my eyes.

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Nope, not more than usual anyhow *raises zombiefied arm*

Some of you may have noticed I haven't been really around for the last few days. Some of you have not. For those who didn't noticed I wasn't around, leave. Please don't, I still love you.

Nothing really in particular has been going on, I've just been a little busy lately and haven't had the time to get on.

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I've been reading Cracked for quite a while and - though it definitely has articles that are stupid, or totally incorrect, or just plain boring - it hasn't entered some kind of mystical dark age of comedy where nothing is ever funny. Quite the contrary, I find some of the things they write about to be very entertaining or at the very least informative.

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In utter regret I didn't prepare a story for PI day, I've decided to participate in a speed run one-shot challenge with Ninja No Theme.

The rules are simple: write a story having to do with PI day and publish it, before the day is over.

Any of you can participate if you choose. I look forward to writing a story in one day... should be fun.